talking to someone and they go offline straight away
I think Pooh is supposed to be dressed as a bee, but it looks like he’s sporting a stylish black two-piece. Kudos, Hallmark.
*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel
when someone says ‘toxic’ in chemistry
why did they let a two inch mouse join their soccer team
how could he be beneficial in any way whatsoever
this movie man
She’s Ms. Step on my Face
this little baby is smiling a lot! he did a great job and found around 250,000 tabs of ecstasy!!
that dog is gonna be off his face
Seriously, how does he manage to get the whole class to do this?